American
98% of the adults in America are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other stupid 2% that get all the publicity. What do we do? We elect them to run office. Lilly Tomllin
French
In France they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making these idiots understand their own language. Mark Twian (1835 - 1910)
Canadian
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States. J. Bartlet Brebnor